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Anonymous said: 15, 20, 32, 33

Woo! I am having continuous fun filling these out.

15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?

This is such a funny question because while I’m obviously muggle born seeing as both of my parents are very much muggles, I still have a visceral answer that deviates from reality. I kind of think I’d be pure-blood in the sense that both of my parents have the eccentricities of people whose culture comes from a completely different world. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they sat me down and said “surprise! We’re not just colorfully dressed, outspoken misfits for the hell of it—we’re literally magic wizards. Have fun at Hogwarts.”

20. Will you be supportive of your house’s quidditch team?

I think I probably will for the tradition of it, but take very little interest in the actual sport. I’ll probably have more house pride than quidditch pride, but I’ll certainly want to see my team win.

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

Seeing as my muggle schools have put me through my share of standardized tests, I’d feel pretty confident going into the O.W.L.S. I know for sure that I’d do outstanding in Care of Magical creatures because I’ve been dog sitting for years. I’d do fairly well in History of Magic, as well, because I’ve always been very interested in that. I think that if I were to become a Hogwarts professor (which is a dream job I’ve coveted for a while), I’d convince the headmaster/mistress to kick Binns out and create a really progressive curriculum that engages young witches and wizards in appreciating the good and understanding the bad of their people’s history.

That aside, I’d most likely get a troll in astronomy or potions because I do not bode well with the hard sciences.

33. What about N.E.W.T.S

By seventh year, I’d probably only care enough about cool classes to bother taking at the N.E.W.T. level. I’d also probably make a big fuss in the classes I did take about how problematic Hogwarts’ tracking system is. I’ll take a history of magic and magic ruins N.E.W.T and then maybe a DADA one to prove that I’m hardcore and down for adventure should any dark wizards rise to power again.

Thanks for being curious about my Harry Potter fantasies! Keep the questions coming while I procrastinate my entire life away!


Anonymous said: 1, 6, 25, 36, 43!

This is so exciting! I’ve always wanted to do one of these but wanted to do a cool one so now’s my time to shine. Thanks, anon!

1. What house will you be in?

Ravenclaw. It’s what I was sorted to in Pottermore and the house I’ve always identified with. Usually when this conversation comes up with people I’ll just say “take a wild guess” and get immediate Ravenclaw responses. I think it’s such a cool house because the type of intelligence they value isn’t necessarily application or logic (though that’s there), but rather intellectualism, curiosity, and expression. I think that’s where I’m at way more than any of the other houses, though I definitely need to work on becoming a better Hufflepuff most of the time.

6. What’s the core of your wand?

I used to have an immediate answer to this after crafting a bunch of chopstick and hot glue wands for my friends but I’ve forgotten. I think dragon heart string would be really cool. There’s a lot of power in that. I read that Rowling often assigned wand wood type to a character’s corresponding place on the pagan zodiac, and if I was following that my wand would be made from rowan wood. 

25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed’s curtains be drawn or closed?

If I’ve learned anything from going to college and the mad quest I’ve gone on to secure a single bedroom, I know my curtains would most definitely be closed while occupied.

36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?

Not in the sense that firewhiskey tastes better than butterbeer, because I’m convinced that it’s just really good cream soda, but I would probably be more of a firewhiskey girl if we’re going off my corresponding muggle preferences.

43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?

I mean, Aberforth’s cool and all but I’d probably be more about the Three Broomsticks. If I was magic you’d better believe I’d actively seek out the cool wizarding aesthetic there and happily drink mildly alcoholic beverages while wearing a knit sweater by lantern light.

Send me more questions! I could literally do this all day.

Let's talk about life as a student in Hogwarts.

Send me numbers!

1. What house will you be in?

2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you'd be great in a house you didn't consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?

3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?

4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?

5. What do you think you'll be doing right now?

6. What's the core of your wand?

7. Do you think you'll be part of the quidditch team?

8. Will you be part of any organization???

9. Will you go home during holidays?

10. Do you think you'll have friends from other houses?

11. What will you pack for school?

12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?

13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?

14. Do you think you'll be a prefect or head girl/boy?

15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?

16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?

17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?

18. Do you think you'll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?

19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?

20. Will you be supportive of your house's quidditch team?

21. Will you read Hogwarts: A History?

22. Do you think you'll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you'll get them?

23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?

24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?

25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed's curtains be drawn or closed?

26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you'll be bitter towards the other team after the game?

27. Do you think you'll be a fan of wizard music?

28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?

29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?

30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore's army, will you join?

31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s?

34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?

35. At what time do you think you'll go to bed on weekdays?

36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?

37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?

38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?

39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?

40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support?

41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?

42. What will your boggart be?

43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?

44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?

45. What do you think happens during graduation?

46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?

47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation?

48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school?

49. What would your patronus be?

50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?

51. What year are you suppose to be in right now?


"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people." 
-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

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cause of death: family party

“i want to be around people that do things. i don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. i want to be around people that dream and support and do things.”
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raggedglory:

The Lion Tamer of the Russian circus, Captain Jack Bonavita, poses with some of his lions. 1905.

raggedglory:

The Lion Tamer of the Russian circus, Captain Jack Bonavita, poses with some of his lions. 1905.

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katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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I found an old film camera at a garage sale and I’m really proud of figuring out how it works so look at what I did! I’m doing such a bomb job at pretending to be a photographer.

I call this installation “Dramatic Portraits of Mundane Objects around my House plus a Dog.”

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The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

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Rita Moreno hits the dancefloor in West Side Story 

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Rita Moreno hits the dancefloor in West Side Story 

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