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clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

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Amy Winehouse photographed in London in 2004

Amy Winehouse photographed in London in 2004

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Anonymous said: what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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candesce:

I’ve been making vintage/WWII era-inspired Star Trek posters (in which I abuse textures) because those are two of my favorite things

I’ll probably end up making more

Is there a place I can buy these as prints?!

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mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

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Anonymous said: 3, 10, 11, 17, 42?

3. See below!

10. Do you think you’ll have friends from other houses?

I think I might be jealously mean to students in Gryffindor because I can see their popularity becoming intimidating. I’d definitely get along with Hufflepuffs, though, and enjoy rivalry with Slytherin.

11. What will you pack for school?

Lots of muggle stuff. I’m fairly nostalgic, so I can definitely see myself bringing an ipod (knowing full well that it won’t work) and stationary pictures. I’d also bring a lot of muggle novels and especially some muggle pens because quills are silly. I’d also bring some big comfy sweaters because England gets cold.

17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?

Probably not. I got one detention once in elementary school and it destroyed me. I might not get sparkling grades, however. I certainly wouldn’t be any professor’s favorite student.

42. What will your boggart be?

Well this question gets kind of real. Hmm. It would probably be like a really old version of myself, sad, and surrounded by nobody. Not even cool, magical cats.

Anonymous said: 3, 5, 9, 18, 19, 24

I’m sorry this took so long to answer, friends! It sounds silly but this is literally the first time I’ve had a keyboard to use since getting them. Better late than never though, so here I go.

3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?

A cat! Cat’s are great whether they’re magic or not.

5. What do you think you’ll be doing right now?

At this time of day, assuming it was the school year, I’d like to think I’d be getting all gussied up to go down to the great hall and eat dinner. Either that, or doing fun wizard studying in the library.

9. Will you go home during holidays?

Absolutely. I go to college now and have two years experience of zooming back and forth between Boston and Chicago. I like my family too much for spending Christmas at Hogwarts. However, I would very much look forward to the holiday season there. I love being festive and I could imagine having my mind blown by all the old castle/christmas-y tree decor/big cozy fireplaces thing they’ve got going for them.

18. Do you think you’ll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?

I might get detentions for bringing muggle perspective into the classroom. Like, rote memorization and writing essays on parchment is probably really fun, but I’m sure that I’d get sassy about it and refuse to do assignments I didn’t find worth it.

19. On Hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?

Probably too many. I had to look up a list of all the shops to jog my memory because for some reason I was never super interested in adventures at Hogsmeade. I’d definitely hit up the three broomsticks and Honeydukes, though. Also Tomes and Scrolls because books. 

24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?

Ravenclaw tower. Absolutely 100% Ravenclaw tower.


Anonymous said: 15, 20, 32, 33

Woo! I am having continuous fun filling these out.

15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?

This is such a funny question because while I’m obviously muggle born seeing as both of my parents are very much muggles, I still have a visceral answer that deviates from reality. I kind of think I’d be pure-blood in the sense that both of my parents have the eccentricities of people whose culture comes from a completely different world. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they sat me down and said “surprise! We’re not just colorfully dressed, outspoken misfits for the hell of it—we’re literally magic wizards. Have fun at Hogwarts.”

20. Will you be supportive of your house’s quidditch team?

I think I probably will for the tradition of it, but take very little interest in the actual sport. I’ll probably have more house pride than quidditch pride, but I’ll certainly want to see my team win.

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

Seeing as my muggle schools have put me through my share of standardized tests, I’d feel pretty confident going into the O.W.L.S. I know for sure that I’d do outstanding in Care of Magical creatures because I’ve been dog sitting for years. I’d do fairly well in History of Magic, as well, because I’ve always been very interested in that. I think that if I were to become a Hogwarts professor (which is a dream job I’ve coveted for a while), I’d convince the headmaster/mistress to kick Binns out and create a really progressive curriculum that engages young witches and wizards in appreciating the good and understanding the bad of their people’s history.

That aside, I’d most likely get a troll in astronomy or potions because I do not bode well with the hard sciences.

33. What about N.E.W.T.S

By seventh year, I’d probably only care enough about cool classes to bother taking at the N.E.W.T. level. I’d also probably make a big fuss in the classes I did take about how problematic Hogwarts’ tracking system is. I’ll take a history of magic and magic ruins N.E.W.T and then maybe a DADA one to prove that I’m hardcore and down for adventure should any dark wizards rise to power again.

Thanks for being curious about my Harry Potter fantasies! Keep the questions coming while I procrastinate my entire life away!


Anonymous said: 1, 6, 25, 36, 43!

This is so exciting! I’ve always wanted to do one of these but wanted to do a cool one so now’s my time to shine. Thanks, anon!

1. What house will you be in?

Ravenclaw. It’s what I was sorted to in Pottermore and the house I’ve always identified with. Usually when this conversation comes up with people I’ll just say “take a wild guess” and get immediate Ravenclaw responses. I think it’s such a cool house because the type of intelligence they value isn’t necessarily application or logic (though that’s there), but rather intellectualism, curiosity, and expression. I think that’s where I’m at way more than any of the other houses, though I definitely need to work on becoming a better Hufflepuff most of the time.

6. What’s the core of your wand?

I used to have an immediate answer to this after crafting a bunch of chopstick and hot glue wands for my friends but I’ve forgotten. I think dragon heart string would be really cool. There’s a lot of power in that. I read that Rowling often assigned wand wood type to a character’s corresponding place on the pagan zodiac, and if I was following that my wand would be made from rowan wood. 

25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed’s curtains be drawn or closed?

If I’ve learned anything from going to college and the mad quest I’ve gone on to secure a single bedroom, I know my curtains would most definitely be closed while occupied.

36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?

Not in the sense that firewhiskey tastes better than butterbeer, because I’m convinced that it’s just really good cream soda, but I would probably be more of a firewhiskey girl if we’re going off my corresponding muggle preferences.

43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?

I mean, Aberforth’s cool and all but I’d probably be more about the Three Broomsticks. If I was magic you’d better believe I’d actively seek out the cool wizarding aesthetic there and happily drink mildly alcoholic beverages while wearing a knit sweater by lantern light.

Send me more questions! I could literally do this all day.

Let's talk about life as a student in Hogwarts.

Send me numbers!

1. What house will you be in?

2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you'd be great in a house you didn't consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?

3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?

4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?

5. What do you think you'll be doing right now?

6. What's the core of your wand?

7. Do you think you'll be part of the quidditch team?

8. Will you be part of any organization???

9. Will you go home during holidays?

10. Do you think you'll have friends from other houses?

11. What will you pack for school?

12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?

13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?

14. Do you think you'll be a prefect or head girl/boy?

15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?

16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?

17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?

18. Do you think you'll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?

19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?

20. Will you be supportive of your house's quidditch team?

21. Will you read Hogwarts: A History?

22. Do you think you'll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you'll get them?

23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?

24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?

25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed's curtains be drawn or closed?

26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you'll be bitter towards the other team after the game?

27. Do you think you'll be a fan of wizard music?

28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?

29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?

30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore's army, will you join?

31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s?

34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?

35. At what time do you think you'll go to bed on weekdays?

36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?

37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?

38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?

39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?

40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support?

41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?

42. What will your boggart be?

43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?

44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?

45. What do you think happens during graduation?

46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?

47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation?

48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school?

49. What would your patronus be?

50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?

51. What year are you suppose to be in right now?


"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people." 
-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

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